A Two Year Old Joke

My new favorite picture.

Tonight while putting the girls to bed, I was helping Ava say her prayers. Once we were done, Ava informed me she wanted to say a prayer for her blanket. I thought that was sweet. I know how much she adores her blanket. She asked for my help...

Me: "Dear Heavenly Father"
Ava: "Dear Henly Fawder"
Me: "Please bless my blanket"
Ava: "Pleeze bless blankie"
Me: "In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen"
Ava: "Amen"

Me: "Alright Ava, now hop into bed"
Ava: "No No! I bless my milk"

Ava's next favorite comfort besides her blanket is warm milk. So we bless her milk.

Me: "Goodnight"
Ava: "Wait! Mom, I bless door."

Bless the door? She does get nervous at times when the door has to be shut - her punishment for constantly getting out of bed. I figure it doesn't hurt to appease her.

Me: "Dear Heavenly Father"
Ava: "Dear Henly Fawder"
Me: "Please bless the door"
Ava (jumps up, bright eyed, hands in a 'ta-da' stance): "KNOCK KNOCK!"

Eden and I, along with Ava, bust out laughing. That little turkey!